I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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