Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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