are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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