ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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