whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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