Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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