I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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