I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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