Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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