just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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