WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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