my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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