How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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