I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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