ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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