If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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