...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize