Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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