if you like me you must not know who I am
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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