Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
