You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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