he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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