If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my shit smells like andre
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
