We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i think im in europe. pls send help
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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