I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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