omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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