I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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