Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
dude. I can hear the air.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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