I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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