she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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