He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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