He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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