Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
pray to the hookup gods
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
