i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
my poor anus
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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