Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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