I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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