Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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