dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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