is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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