Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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