Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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