I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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