You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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