I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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