another moral hangover. fuck.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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