going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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