I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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