Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Pooping to opera.
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