i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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