I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
