well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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