She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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