Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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