I'm really into asian looking animals
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
there's paper in my vomit.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I think your dad took our porno
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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