and you said cock pushups were impossible
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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