I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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