Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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