this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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