It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize