There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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