You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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